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Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57313) - you deserved it (4452)

On 06/16/2013 at 12:54am - love - by fun (man) - United States

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He's just making sure you really meant in sickness and in health

#1 - On 06/16/2013 at 5:55am by lulubelles

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He needs to regurgitate his love for you

#3 - On 06/16/2013 at 5:57am by sharony16

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