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Today, I was in bed with my fiancé. After a while of quiet cuddling, I said, "Babe, I have cold feet." He replied with, "Me too. Let's call off the wedding." I was talking about the actual temperature of my feet. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
"My feet are cold." YDI for phrasing it "I have cold feet." Who says that?
That's why you never talk about the temperature of your feet, OP. You simply place them on your partner's exposed skin to demonstrate.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014