Today, I was in bed with my fiancé. After a while of quiet cuddling, I said, "Babe, I have cold feet." He replied with, "Me too. Let's call off the wedding." I was talking about the actual temperature of my feet. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

by anonymous / 05/26/2013 at 8:23am / Australia / Love

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  • "My feet are cold." YDI for phrasing it "I have cold feet." Who says that?

    #2 - On 05/26/2013 at 12:31pm by grashopper8

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  • That's why you never talk about the temperature of your feet, OP. You simply place them on your partner's exposed skin to demonstrate.

    #3 - On 05/26/2013 at 12:31pm by Baustigt

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