Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
I agree, your life sucks (42105) - you deserved it (4694)
On 05/14/2013 at 3:52pm - love - by wellokaythen (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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He's a shitty boyfriend.
#1 - On 05/14/2013 at 5:59pm by HowAreYouToday
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+112 | 32
He should consider himself, erm, dumped?
#6 - On 05/14/2013 at 6:03pm by davek
+67 | 27
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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