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Today, it's my birthday. I worked late, so I was looking forward to spending a quiet evening with my husband. When he suggested we go grocery shopping, I got excited thinking he had organized a surprise party or something. He actually just took me grocery shopping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48839) - you deserved it (8918)

On 05/07/2013 at 8:48am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

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Appreciate the little things in life.

#1 - On 05/07/2013 at 12:51pm by Joshwarrior

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Us guys don't play with words... When we say let's go grocery shopping, we mean grocery shopping... There is no other meaning...


Unless it's sex related... Then we play with all kind of words :-)

#9 - On 05/07/2013 at 12:55pm by PrimeEvilTahir

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