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Today, I was so nervous about a first date that trying to break a silence in the beginning, I asked, "So, you afraid of any insects?" No wonder I didn't get a second date. FML


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On 04/30/2013 at 8:28am - love - by Gioia (woman) - Bulgaria (Vidin)

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For some reason, when I read "break the silence", I thought this would lead to you farting.

#1 - On 04/30/2013 at 12:50pm by NoorFML

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The irony is that he had a phobia of social butterflies.

#7 - On 04/30/2013 at 12:53pm by perdix

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