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Today, I sent a girl a friendly conversation starter on Facebook. She replied, "I know what you guys are like. Oh, and that invitation to a date in about 5 messages time? Not a chance." FML

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On 04/30/2013 at 4:50am - love - by Porter_Robinson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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She is very sure of herself...

#1 - On 04/30/2013 at 10:00am by Marmarfarfar

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Shoulda just showed her up and went like "what date?.. I just wanted to know more about (her friend). Who said anything about asking you out?"

#6 - On 04/30/2013 at 10:04am by Antares_01

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