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Today, my sister was crying to me about how her boyfriend never showed up for their date. He's done this many times before, so I suggested the fact that maybe he'd just ditched her. She said that was ridiculous, because "he's Canadian" and according to her, "they don't lie." FML

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On 04/25/2013 at 4:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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I'm Canadian and I lie plenty of times!

#2 - On 04/25/2013 at 9:00pm by ShannyAK

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Someone is naieve

#1 - On 04/25/2013 at 9:00pm by Inked0803

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