Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML

by BestBF / 04/23/2013 at 7:22pm / United States (Nebraska) / Love

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  • my right hand never cares how romantic i am.

    #2 - On 04/24/2013 at 3:20am by flockz

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  • Well now you can spend your time becoming a professional at masturbating.

    #1 - On 04/24/2013 at 3:19am by vann2b2

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