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Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML
Well now you can spend your time becoming a professional at masturbating.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 26 June 2015