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Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54964) - you deserved it (4669)

On 04/17/2013 at 7:01pm - love - by wut... (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

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At least she respected you enough to tell you. A lot of girls would have just left you, and made you figure it out on your own when she started hitting on your sister. That would suck more, yes?

#3 - On 04/18/2013 at 3:06am by shadowedpixie

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Right in the manhood!

#5 - On 04/18/2013 at 3:07am by untouchable763

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