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Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35675) - you deserved it (9248)

On 03/26/2013 at 12:15am - love - by ShouldBeSingleSoon (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

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If he wanted to play the gender role game I would have called him out for not paying all the bills at your place.

#9 - On 03/26/2013 at 6:58am by Tito30

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Count your blessings that it only took a month of living together to find out what a douche canoe he is.

#4 - On 03/26/2013 at 6:55am by LovesSushi

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