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Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35132) - you deserved it (11258)

On 03/13/2013 at 12:57am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

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You just met his other girlfriend....

#3 - On 03/13/2013 at 7:57am by Paco_el_Taco

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Now he probably thinks you're a jerk.

#1 - On 03/13/2013 at 7:56am by RoboCunnilingus

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