Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML
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Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML
Today, a cute guy asked me out for coffee. I like him but didn't want it to be easy, so I said, "Coffee dates are for broke bums, aim a little higher." He said, "Aight I will, peace out" and walked off. FML
Today, I walked into the bar to meet my Tinder date and sat down next to him at the bar. Without looking up from his phone, his first words to me were, “Piss off fatty, I’m meeting a hot chick tonight.” I guess he didn’t recognise me with my hair done and in a nice dress. FML
Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML
Today, a guy didn’t want to take me on a second date. I asked him if it was because I’m not pretty, or because I’m not catwalk model skinny, or too short, and he told me quite openly that it had nothing to do with that, I’m just so boring. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
Today, I met a cute girl. She seemed really sweet and I was heartbroken to find out that she had fallen on hard times and was living in a shelter. I asked her if I could take her out to lunch. She said, "No." I can't even get a date with a homeless girl. FML
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tpuff 7
What a douche.
littlemonster94 15
In my head I'm imagining some guy standing in front of you with a clipboard..... "No! You will not do!" He's not worth your time...
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Comments (90)
chocolateisyum 12
Ah I'm so sorry! I'm sure you are beautiful, just try looking for another guy :/
NeatNit 32
You don't look like a girl; you look like an angel :)
fishstick557 14
Well that wasn't cool feel better OP you will meet someone soon and they will think you're the most beautiful girl in the world :) chin up!
duhbaby 10
Smoothhhhhh.
AKGirlinSD 20
OP, that guy is a douche bag. You'll meet someone who will believe you're the prettiest woman on this earth, both emotionally and physically. At least you dodged a bullet with that guy.
daminantion 14
What did Op expect trying to pick up a date at a BAR???
tpuff 7
What a douche.
alycion 38
Yea definitely not sweet nor funny.
fml121785 14
Agree! I think she dodged a bullet there, this guy sounds like a giant asshole! If that's how he turned you down after just meeting you, imagine what he says when he's really pissed!
MoeT8979 8
It's not his fault she's manly
alycion 38
If he's not attracted to her, there are nicer ways of handling it. Being hurtful in the process is unnecessary and cruel.
ScaughtieHolden 11
Maybe OP pressure the guy into telling her why. I'm sure a lot of FMLs are skewed from not having the full story.
Ashamed_Sister 60
Did he look like a guy?
Incredidanny 5
OP said she met a guy. So yes, he must look like one.
fml121785 14
Maybe he just looked like a guy, but was really a girl. And maybe this girl that looks like a guy was only attracted to guys that looked like girls. Do you see where this could get confusing to a straight person who has never been in the gay/bi/trans scene very much? This is actually referring more to a previous FML where is was trying to explain that there are so many relationship mixes out there nowadays that it can get very confusing! I have a lot of lesbian friends and I drive them nuts asking them so many questions. lol Someone just please write a book about it! In OP's case I think he looked like a guy and she looked like a girl, but he was just a huge dick!
fml121785 14
Cocaine, but close! 0.0
mackdeezy 22
You dodged a bullet there. You dont need a shallow bastard like him.
Ameel_fml 19
Nor does she need an insensitive asshole for a boyfriend. He could have easily said he wasn't interested or he was taken. He didn't have to tell her she doesn't look like a girl. :(
littlemonster94 15
In my head I'm imagining some guy standing in front of you with a clipboard..... "No! You will not do!" He's not worth your time...
Drakorex 10
More makeup!
enormouselephant 15
How about less dickness on your end? Oh wait, can't subtract what's hardly there.
andyyroxx 20
Dude, that's low. It doesn't matter if you were joking, some people can take it more personally than you'd wish. OP, I bet you're beautiful. That guy was just a cum napkin.
lovelyohhmee 8
Lol@cum Napkin.
ironichalibut 24
At least he didn't ask if you were buying tampons for your girlfriend while you were on your period?
zposton 2
This comment is confusing
Stefanie88 24
#81 that's from a previous fml
cocacola999 27
Let me guess... He works as a cashier?
peachesncreem 21
What's wrong with being a cashier?
peachesncreem 21
Never mind. Caught up on the last few FML's :)
Enslaved 36
Passed FML reference. Awee you, newbies and less FML addicts. :P
picante72 24
You must remind him of a sloth instead.
andyyroxx 20
"Do you like dragons? Because I'll be dragon my balls across your face later."
gracehi 31
gracehi 31
^Dafuq?
iChompYa 18
I'm sure he was an ass trying to be funny, don't let this bother you