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Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32029) - you deserved it (3892)

On 03/06/2013 at 10:14pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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What a douche.

#2 - On 03/07/2013 at 3:14am by tpuff

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In my head I'm imagining some guy standing in front of you with a clipboard..... "No! You will not do!"

He's not worth your time...

#5 - On 03/07/2013 at 3:16am by littlemonster94

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