butterflyzag20
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Sorry Sweaty, you're gross
Today, I realized that the only positive accomplishment my boyfriend has made in the last 3 years is that he started wearing deodorant. FML
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Sinamoi 18
Baby steps.
DerrickJames 33
I hope this is only true because he turned 13 or something. Otherwise, you need to make a man out of him.
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sarah_grace_baby 13
What a stinker
MyNameIsViet 15
Well then why is he still your boyfriend?
evilscorpi 29
3 Years Is a long time to be with someone with such body odor, I would have said something long ago. ... you must really love him for he is
chlorinegreen 27
I read these sort of FMLs and always think to myself, how could you date someone who smells like BO constantly? Now, I understand that some people don't stink of BO but I would think that's less likely and the majority do stink without deodorant.
Ameel_fml 19
That reminds me of a guy I knew in high school. He had the worst BO I'd ever smelled (it was so bad that, even though his locker was about a mater away from mine, the smell would permeate the other lockers so that my -and other people's- books REEKED of his BO at the end of every day) ...and yet he always managed to have a new girlfriend every few months. There were multiple women who could somehow put up with the stench. I just...don't get it. It was the sort of smell that would make a person literally gag every time you'd walk past him. :/
lambda_fml 40
Axe I hope? It makes the girls go Bow Chika Wow Wow.
Makaze 12
Leave him
Eluveitie 9
That's a bit much, don't you think?
Dynosaur_dollie 38
I dunno, she may want to consider where things are going if his only accomplishment is putting on deodorant. I don't think I'd want to be with someone who has no drive to accomplish things in life.
Eluveitie 9
True, true.
Sinamoi 18
Baby steps.
kittenmeownyan 18
Hopefully it's a nice smelling deodorant
igive 29
Old Spice.
whyusofat 17
Hey at least he wore deodorant.
DerrickJames 33
I hope this is only true because he turned 13 or something. Otherwise, you need to make a man out of him.
mangoboy1 19
Your comment reminded me of that song from Mulan.
lulubelles 33
'Lets get down to business...' Damn that's gonna be stuck in my head all day now!
deltoramastr 12
Let's get down to business To defeat the Huns Did they send me daughters When I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I ever met But you can bet Before we're through Mister, I'll make a man Out of you.
NicaLovesDisney 17
This is probably my favourite Disney song ever, and I really don't mind having it stuck in my head all day, I only watched that movie this morning anyway. :)
RedPillSucks 33
NicaLovesDisney, how can you love horror movies AND disney??
sonuskos 6
40 - how can you forget the manly noises they make almost every other line
Nikki 17
Not their job, he needs to do it himself
jiraii 9
that's a step in the right direction...but I wonder why you started dating him if he smells
afallingstar 22
And why she dated him for 3 years...
mega20913 8
You gotta start somewhere....I guess
The_Khan 12
I just wonder... How DO those crappy boyfriend / girlfriends actually catch the various people that post those FML's? I mean a guy who isnt wearing deodorant still managed to catch one. Or (even worse) get picked up himself. And that is one of the more benign characterflaws I seen here.
alligator729 15
That's a... Nasty.. Start? O.o