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Today, I'm getting married. A few months ago, I allowed my mother in-law to take care of catering. She begged to be a part of the wedding, so I gave her the caterer's number and order info. It appears that I will not be eating at my own wedding because she decided to order food I'm allergic to. FML

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On 01/28/2013 at 6:52am - love - by forever1990 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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She's so intolerant...

#1 - On 01/28/2013 at 10:13am by BntyHntrSeattle

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I'm getting the vibe that she doesn't like you, if in fact she knew you were allergic to said food.

#2 - On 01/28/2013 at 10:14am by taytoc

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