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Today, my boyfriend of a year asked me to move in with him. I would have been touched at this gesture, had he not asked in the form of a text message, saying: "Got kicked out. Wanna get a flat or something?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27467) - you deserved it (3376)

On 01/08/2013 at 8:31am - love - by movingbuddy (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Still a better love story than Twilight.

#3 - On 01/08/2013 at 1:01pm by codyjohn17

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Wow. Yeah. No.

#1 - On 01/08/2013 at 12:58pm by simoncat

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