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Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. He wound up drinking a whole bottle of wine, and when the bill came he drunkenly yelled at the waiter, claiming it should be free, because he's in the military "fighting for your freedom". He's a mechanic in the National Guard. FML

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Good reason to get a free meal though...

#1 - On 01/05/2013 at 8:29pm by Cowgirl9999

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He IS in fact a cog of the mechanized war machine that is the United States of America. Even if he never achieves a "heroic" stature by getting shipped off into hell for actual combat. That having been said, it was a dumb ass drunken rant by your husband, and I hope you can look past that and be proud of him. I do hope he gets his alcoholic tendencies straightened out soon, for the sake of you and him both. Good luck OP

#10 - On 01/05/2013 at 8:33pm by HortonThelephant

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