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Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28240) - you deserved it (7058)

On 12/29/2012 at 6:54pm - love - by single once again (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

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Hey OP, at least he thinks you're the most beautiful of all those girls in town :)

#4 - On 12/29/2012 at 8:56pm by Doribella98

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At least he's loyal and honest; very good qualities in a partner.

#1 - On 12/29/2012 at 8:54pm by Welshite

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