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Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10760) - you deserved it (44125)

On 12/22/2012 at 12:01am - love - by Stupid Drunk - United States

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Alcohol giveth, and alcohol taketh away.

#1 - On 12/22/2012 at 6:28am by Pleonasm

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As soon as I saw "drunk at a party", I hit YDI.

If you can't control yourself to the point where you let loose at the mouth and then make out with random people, you shouldn't be drinking. Who knows what your alcohol-saturated brain will allow you to do next.

#5 - On 12/22/2012 at 6:37am by DocBastard

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