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Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37313) - you deserved it (3867)

On 12/16/2012 at 6:57pm - love - by Miki (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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You yourself said "after several years", so I feel its time to let him go. I know it sucks, but if it took him seeing you with someone else to want you back, he is not worth it. He shouldn't have let you go if he really wanted you. Try it our with your new guy and don't compare him to your ex- he's an EX for a reason!

#5 - On 12/17/2012 at 3:09am by MrsPegg

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For some reason, this FML makes me think of that damn mop in that one set of commercials.

Baby come back! You can blame it all on me!!

Some people just don't know how to let go and move on.

#6 - On 12/17/2012 at 3:11am by sugarshane007

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