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Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20325) - you deserved it (6951)

On 12/09/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by HOLY SHIT, A WALKING SNOWGLOBE (man) - United Kingdom (Barking and Dagenham)

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So what, it's easily fixed. One flaw is the best you can get! Take it!

#3 - On 12/09/2012 at 8:56pm by dashizam

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She could always use dandruff shampoo, good luck :)

#2 - On 12/09/2012 at 8:56pm by priceyfml

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