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Today, after a romantic dinner, movie, and stroll in the park, we had our first kiss. It would have been perfect, had a passerby not thrown rubbish at us for "unnecessary public display of affection." FML


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On 12/07/2012 at 7:39am - love - by First Kiss - Australia (Victoria)

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Dafuq? Enjoy the day. Fuck that loser. He's just sad that he can't kiss anyone.

#1 - On 12/07/2012 at 10:29am by kell84

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Tell him off for his unnecessary display of littering.

#3 - On 12/07/2012 at 10:30am by Welshite

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