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Today, I dropped my handbag into a water-filled gutter. As I was hurriedly fishing out the contents of my bag, I looked up. There was my ex, with the girl he left me for walking past, timed exactly to coincide with me manically scooping up one of many rapidly absorbing tampons. FML

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Geez, Op, when it rains, it pours. The timing couldn't be worse. :p
Just ignore them, it doesn't matter what they think, and many women use tampons, so forget it ever happened. :p
Chin up, Op.

#3 - On 12/07/2012 at 3:16am by Dracoboxer357

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Why not just take the important stuff (e.g. wallet) from the bag and leave stuff like tampons in the bag? It's not like you can still use them after already absorbing gutter water...

#12 - On 12/07/2012 at 3:54am by Isoldael

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