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Today, my girlfriend showed me a print of a Banksy that she'd just bought, telling me it was an original. When I tried to argue that it wasn't, she broke up with me for "implying she was a moron." FML


I agree, your life sucks (21752) - you deserved it (2755)

On 12/04/2012 at 11:17am - love - by Single (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

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Well, in other news, you are no longer IMPLYING she's a moron, because she proved it to you.

Wouldn't she be your ex now?

#2 - On 12/04/2012 at 12:59pm by Cainicide

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Smile and nod... Works everytime.

#4 - On 12/04/2012 at 1:00pm by SwagPuppet

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