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Today, my girlfriend confronted me for forgetting to take the trash out. At some point during the argument, I tried to calm her down, and the words "I should of" escaped my lips. She spent the next ten minutes calling me stupid and laughing at how my grammar goes to hell when I'm distressed. FML

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On 11/30/2012 at 2:30pm - love - by Gus (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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I have a feeling this will be one of the most grammatically-corrected threads in the history of FML.

That should serve as fair warning to all the "ur" idiots out there.

#3 - On 11/30/2012 at 8:50pm by DocBastard

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I think saying it is fine since it sounds like "should've." Your girlfriend sounds like a bitch, OP.

#8 - On 11/30/2012 at 8:52pm by happle

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