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Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39927) - you deserved it (1820)

On 11/09/2012 at 2:18am - love - by SebastianMiko (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Well at least you can arrest that bastard who was sleeping with your wife… or your wife

#3 - On 11/09/2012 at 10:06am by guitarbeast

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I bet that called up a lot of emotions at once.. FYL OP

#1 - On 11/09/2012 at 10:04am by windfuelsfire

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