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Today, my husband surprised me by cooking a romantic dinner. I asked him why the sudden gesture. His response? "The cable was out." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12844) - you deserved it (2892)

On 11/08/2012 at 12:49am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Who cares why? Just enjoy the romance!

#1 - On 11/08/2012 at 6:13am by iseyixes

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And you question his romantic guesture?! Accept it OP!

#2 - On 11/08/2012 at 6:14am by SexyIslandGirl

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