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Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward 2 hours of my life. FML


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On 11/04/2012 at 10:26pm - love - by Tj Hunt - United States

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Should've thrown that bitch off.

Haha jk. Sorry op :((

#2 - On 11/05/2012 at 3:00am by AbstraktThoughts

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That really sucks. Usually you talk about it first though. Not surprise them. If you did that then you would've been more aware of what her answer would be.

#4 - On 11/05/2012 at 3:02am by muckdog19

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