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Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. It would have been great if he weren't drunk with a naked girl next to him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30529) - you deserved it (2168)

On 11/04/2012 at 4:50am - love - by bigbum - Australia (Victoria)

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Drunk words are sober thoughts? Not sure if it helps at this point though.

#1 - On 11/04/2012 at 9:10am by feldco1

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Hope you slapped them both!

#3 - On 11/04/2012 at 9:11am by AussieChild

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