By bigbum - 04/11/2012 09:50 - Australia - Glenroy

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Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. It would have been great if he weren't drunk with a naked girl next to him. FML
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feldco1 17

Drunk words are sober thoughts? Not sure if it helps at this point though.

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BreathlessInk 15

Was his excuse 'I took her with me to go ring-shopping, and she needed to remove all of her clothes to try it on?'

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grands138 4

The ring in the chocolate cake or champagne glass has been done to death. Sounds like he was just trying to propose in a unique and memorable way.

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ambowew 7

Proposing on The Sims doesn't count! Although, I do have a sudden urge to go play myself. Proposal in the filthy bathroom, here I come!

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perdix 29

Was he proposing marriage or a threesome? If it were the latter, he sure came well-prepared. You gotta give him credit for that!

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swedeNix 13

Maybe he fell asleep before nothin happened?

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Anything* And I find that very unlikely.

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perdix 29

#22, or maybe he fell asleep alone and then the naked girl came in a lay down beside him. That's another legit scenario that shows he is innocent and she should marry him.

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CuriousAlien 7

Wow is it official cheating month or something?

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CoDHater 9

Just because there was a naked girl beside her doesn't mean he was cheating. For all we know she could've walked up before he purposed and he didn't notice her.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

He was also drunk. Drunk people have the worst judgement and skewed priorities.

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luckyd880 12

"Hide yo kids hide yo wife cause he's rapin' everybody round here"

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Trooth 13

Please tell me you didn't say yes

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perdix 29

Forewarned is forearmed. If you're into polyamory, you might have found a winner.

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