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Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31124) - you deserved it (4791)

On 11/02/2012 at 12:17am - love - by 123alleyesonme - United States (Texas)

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Apparently so does his.

#1 - On 11/02/2012 at 6:52am by xKites

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He won't be acting that way when other heads start turning in your direction.

#3 - On 11/02/2012 at 6:55am by speckledots

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