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Today, I asked my husband to come upstairs to our bedroom, thinking I could get some "special time." It ended up with us arguing about his mother, and him falling asleep cuddling my pillow while sucking his thumb. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14150) - you deserved it (2170)

On 10/12/2012 at 2:15am - love - by anonymous2.0 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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well that is special in its own way..

#1 - On 10/12/2012 at 6:01am by lolmigosh

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I hate when people steal my pillow. It usually ends bad for that person.

#2 - On 10/12/2012 at 6:01am by Nordrag

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