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Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26509) - you deserved it (3076)

On 10/09/2012 at 2:43pm - love - by FarmerGirl - Canada (Quebec)

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Should have pulled him in too. That would have been romantic

#2 - On 10/09/2012 at 7:12pm by TheOneTC

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Well..at least he still said you were the most beautiful girl he's ever seen, and if he meant it, he will stay by your side.

#4 - On 10/09/2012 at 7:12pm by OldMemoriesFade

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