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Today, I'm going to be helping the love of my life pick out an engagement ring for my cousin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21215) - you deserved it (2373)

On 10/08/2012 at 12:39pm - love - by unlucky - United States (Michigan)

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I can't imagine how difficult that would be. You are a strong person for being supportive of your cousin; I can't say that I'd be such a good sport if I were in your position.

#2 - On 10/08/2012 at 5:10pm by kyleekay

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Your love is coming. Just hold on an be patient. Congratulations on being a wonderful enough person that you haven't tried to sabotage your cousin's happiness for your own.

#4 - On 10/08/2012 at 5:11pm by CanCann

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