Today, the guy I liked came over for dinner with some friends. One of them asked him if we were dating, he became so distraught he started to choke on the food I had made, in his haste to tell them that in no uncertain terms, were we together. FML

by frenchpie / 05/17/2009 at 8:05am / Korea Republic of (Cholla-bukto) / Love

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • This is phrased really badly. I can't tell if he was saying no or yes, because you used the phrase "in no uncertain terms" it makes it seem like he choked while saying yes you are together.

    #7 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:16am by backstagebitch

    See in context

  • He probably did that because he does like you and wants to be protected against any rejection embarrassment. Sure it's a dick move, but so many people do this because humans are fucked and stupid always.

    #5 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:15am by mifo

    See in context