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Today, the guy I liked came over for dinner with some friends. One of them asked him if we were dating, he became so distraught he started to choke on the food I had made, in his haste to tell them that in no uncertain terms, were we together. FML

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On 05/17/2009 at 8:05am - love - by frenchpie - Korea Republic of (Cholla-bukto)

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This is phrased really badly. I can't tell if he was saying no or yes, because you used the phrase "in no uncertain terms" it makes it seem like he choked while saying yes you are together.

#7 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:16am by backstagebitch

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He probably did that because he does like you and wants to be protected against any rejection embarrassment. Sure it's a dick move, but so many people do this because humans are fucked and stupid always.

#5 - On 05/17/2009 at 10:15am by mifo

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