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Today, I had to suffer through a four hour flight beside my ex. Yesterday, I proposed, on the last day of our vacation. She said no. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25277) - you deserved it (2085)

On 09/22/2012 at 12:54am - love - by Flighted (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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So you broke up with her cause she said no? Maybe she just wasn't ready?

#1 - On 09/22/2012 at 5:57am by DeadxManxWalking

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That's just plane awkward. Apparently there was a lot of turbulence in your relationship that needed to be worked out. It's just too bad you didn't have your wingman with you to help you out.

#15 - On 09/22/2012 at 6:31am by zingline89

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