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Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. They jokingly asked me if I was only with him for his money. I didn't hear them properly so I just smiled and nodded. They now think I'm a gold digging bitch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15474) - you deserved it (6099)

On 09/06/2012 at 8:46am - love - by Ashley - Australia (Queensland)

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You walked into that one.

#1 - On 09/06/2012 at 1:17pm by KiddNYC1O

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That's a pretty crappy joke for a first meeting. I find them to be the pretentious bitches. If they were joking, wouldn't they take your response as joking also?

#4 - On 09/06/2012 at 1:21pm by pmadNess

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