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Today, I found out my friend swapped my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my phone. My girlfriend is wondering why I asked her permission to leave the country, and my probation officer said she can't wait to see me again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18548) - you deserved it (3150)

On 09/02/2012 at 1:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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This is why you don't let your friends see your phone.

#2 - On 09/02/2012 at 4:57pm by iAutumn179

See in context

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At least you didn't try to get some weed from your gf

#7 - On 09/02/2012 at 4:59pm by mpsteve137

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