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Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML

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On 08/31/2012 at 8:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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You may not know it, but you two have been going out for years.
It's just that most of the time, on your dates, she's hiding in the bushes.

#2 - On 09/01/2012 at 3:38am by SweetAsHell

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Well now you know why it would have been bad had you actually started consistently dating her. :/

#1 - On 09/01/2012 at 3:38am by Corrupt_waffles

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