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Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
You may not know it, but you two have been going out for years.
It's just that most of the time, on your dates, she's hiding in the bushes.
Well now you know why it would have been bad had you actually started consistently dating her. :/
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014