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Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21036) - you deserved it (1542)

On 08/03/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Well I understand if she paid him. (sarcastic of course.)

#3 - On 08/03/2012 at 8:49pm by Skinwalker131

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Sound like you'll be a friend and girlfriend short after this. But that's just one less thing you'll have to worry about.

#2 - On 08/03/2012 at 8:48pm by ManInTheMachine

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