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Today, the man I went on a date with a few weeks ago finally called me back. I was his "one phone call" from prison. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25009) - you deserved it (2210)

On 07/23/2012 at 7:06pm - love - by Rose (woman) - United States

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At least he thought of you

#3 - On 07/24/2012 at 3:10am by palahniukpaul

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He sounds committed. Most girls would dig that.

#5 - On 07/24/2012 at 3:11am by plaguer

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