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Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21653) - you deserved it (8609)

On 07/17/2012 at 12:20pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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You never know. He could take you on a romantic getaway to the nearest McDonalds.

#1 - On 07/17/2012 at 5:08pm by s0m3guy2010

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Think long and hard before you answer.

#3 - On 07/17/2012 at 5:08pm by zoPwNAgEzo

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