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Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27451) - you deserved it (2560)

On 06/28/2012 at 12:51am - love - by TheAngryBird - Canada (Ontario)

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And she gave you a gift too
The gift of being able to get a better girlfriend than her, and that's a good thing, because you need it, when girls are like that, you need to get someone who cares more for you and you can have a future with:)
So now you can start from fresh with someone new, maybe learn something new about yourself or others, have a nice day ^_^

#1 - On 06/28/2012 at 5:54am by Keevarou

See in context least you don't have to give her a gift!

#2 - On 06/28/2012 at 5:57am by Yousuck24

See in context




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