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Today, I was at a party and we were all playing Seven Minutes in Heaven. It was my crush's turn to spin the bottle so my heart started pounding. The bottle pointed towards me! Then my crush said, "With her it'd be 'Seven Minutes in Hell'. Just skip me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (82132) - you deserved it (4710)

On 03/03/2009 at 6:00pm - love - by ILTali (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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