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Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28127) - you deserved it (3454)

On 05/22/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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I hope you like gardening!

#1 - On 05/22/2012 at 6:05pm by Epikouros

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That's just oddly disturbing..

#2 - On 05/22/2012 at 6:05pm by GeeUnit

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