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Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16543) - you deserved it (2157)

On 05/17/2012 at 11:02am - love - by Vero (woman) - Austria (Oberosterreich)

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Maybe he should just text you ..

#1 - On 05/17/2012 at 12:48pm by emmaa3451

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If it's not going to hurt the window, it's not going to hurt you.

#2 - On 05/17/2012 at 12:48pm by rustylane

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