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Today, my boyfriend sat me down for a "confession". His confession consisted of him saying that "women are like a bag of chips," and that while you can love the smokey BBQ flavor, every once in a while you just have to go for some salt and vinegar. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25178) - you deserved it (2010)

On 05/12/2012 at 4:04pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

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Why don't you rub some salt and vinegar into his eyes. Poor OP ):

#5 - On 05/12/2012 at 6:49pm by Omg_its_Chloe

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FYL, he's a douche.

#1 - On 05/12/2012 at 6:47pm by kittycat1597

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