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Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27610) - you deserved it (4214)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:04am - love - by gottalovefriends - United States (New Hampshire)

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By the power vested in her, he may "bang her friend"!

#3 - On 04/23/2012 at 4:56am by bogart20

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Leave it to your friends to make your wedding day something completely awkward!
And then...your husband looks your father in the eye and says 'I DO!', like a boss!

#8 - On 04/23/2012 at 4:58am by SweetlyPsycho

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