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Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20299) - you deserved it (6395)

On 04/13/2012 at 12:46am - love - by jesifairy - Australia

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Kinky.

#2 - On 04/13/2012 at 5:50am by uzworm

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#1 - On 04/13/2012 at 5:47am by JackIsHere

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