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Today, I freaked out because of the smell of rotting eggs lingering in my apartment. I soon discovered it was my boyfriend's feet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21409) - you deserved it (2730)

On 04/12/2012 at 1:30am - love - by Kayla (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Air freshener, windows open and tell him to go away for the day. Repeat this once a day.

#2 - On 04/12/2012 at 5:56am by SkoomaKi

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Get that boy in the shower, ASAP. That is nasty!

#3 - On 04/12/2012 at 5:56am by ladyLALAA

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