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Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML

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Well, those Pringle cans are sneaky as fuck. Careful for the hand-rapes.

#2 - On 04/09/2012 at 9:47pm by Vert90

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The fact he made it to the ER while being blind drunk should be an impressive offset though.

#10 - On 04/09/2012 at 9:50pm by kidwiththeface42

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